Tom Lawrence (Chris Young) is a high-school senior out to visit college campuses. He visits Port Chester University (PCU) which suffers from the effects of a campus-wide indoctrination into political correctness. From the “Womynist” groups to the vegetarians, everything about normal college is up for protest. On campus, Chris meets and is taken in by the residents of "The Pit", a once-proud fraternity, now hanging on by its fingernails to their boorish college traditions. The leader of the Pit is Droz (Jeremy Piven), a seventh-year senior and king of parties. Droz tries to get rid of Tom by dumping him on his roommate Gutter (Jon Favreau), but ultimately decides to take Tom under his wing and show him what fun college can be. Caught by the campus for tossing meat at a vegetarian rally, Droz and the residents of The Pit are ordered to close its house and move off campus by the college President (Gale Mayron) and her lackey Rand (David Spade). Deciding to not go quietly, the Pit throws an all-campus raging party where George Clinton and his band perform. This inspires the uptight and fractured campus to come together for one night without protests and only fun.